One audit. Five days. £1,495.
A focused 5-day audit for UK retail and DTC owner-operators. We pull the data, build the longlist, and hand you a build-buy-wait synthesis you can act on Monday. ex-VAT. Fixed scope, fixed price, fixed timeline.
What you get.
Discovery.
Two-hour kick-off call. We map your stack, your team, your priorities, and the bottlenecks you already know about.
Data pull.
We pull what we need from your tools (with your permission, scoped access only). Sales, ops, retention, and content systems.
Longlist.
Every credible AI opportunity in your business, ranked by effort and impact. We don't filter early.
Build, buy, or wait.
Every opportunity gets a verdict. Build it (we tell you how). Buy it (we tell you with what). Wait (we tell you what to watch for).
Walkthrough.
Two-hour delivery call. We walk you through the report, the priority order, and the first action you can take this week.
What you don't get.
Niddy is a diagnostic, not a build agency. Here's what's outside the £1,495:
Implementation. We tell you what to build. You build it (or hire someone). If you want us to build it for you, that's a separate engagement.
Ongoing retainers. The audit is fixed-scope, one-off. No follow-on commitment, no creep.
Generic AI strategy decks. You won't get a 40-slide overview of "AI in retail". You'll get a specific verdict on your business.
How it's billed.
£1,495 ex-VAT, billed via Xero invoice on Day 1. Payment by bank transfer within 7 days. UK businesses are charged VAT at the standard rate (20%) on top. The audit starts as soon as the invoice is paid.
Worth running the diagnostic first?
Take the free 13-question Readiness Score. If the score and the three surfaced opportunities feel like the kind of thinking that'd be useful at depth, the audit's the next step. If not, you keep the score.
Take the free Readiness Score